The show starts out with the X-Division match and Curtis Granderson is at the announce table. But leaves cause he has to go do his "second job"...gonna go play baseball? What is this guy talking about? Anyways, I already realize I'm not digging this match type. It's confusing and odd. I think his second job is to do something with the title...I don't know. One of Lethal Consequences is gonna win. Oh look, a "gang pin" hmmm...Why was they just dancing around the ring and what happened to the machine guns being heel? TNA you confuse me too much. I think Creed just broke his ass. Hmmm...the later parts of this match are pretty good. Suicide wins...really?,,,really? 4/5. Started out slow, pretty good wrestling, poor finish.
Next match up is Shange Wuggy cuddly vs. Chri--Daniels. Douglas called him Chris Daniels backstage. Does he not see that I just made a joke about that? I made a joke cause you're not supposed to say that! Jesus, Shane. Gah, Shane is gonna talk again! At least he's actually pretty good on the mic. Well luckilly it wasn't sloppy, it was a normal match that should've been on Impact. 3/5
Next match! Vicky V-V vs. Angie Love. Alright, admittedly I'm tired of this Beautiful People crap. Yea, at first you was sexy and hot. Now you're boring. Really hope Beautiful People goes away when Victoria wins the title. Tenay actually sounded like he was against a face for once. AHHHHHHHHHHH. I heard that about 5-10 times throughout this match.Oh wow, that was the greatest joke ever. "He takes an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!" HEY-O! TNA really doesn't know when to let titles change hands. 3/5. Another bad finish, alright wrestling in between. Nothing impressive.
Raven, you're so damn fantastic. After all these years, I'm still surprised I love his character this much and he still performs it well. I want a lady to bleed. I'm weird. Taylor Wilde, why do you try and be Gail Kim, you'll never be her. Oh God, Abyss squished Daffney. That didn't look very pretty. Now she just got thrown out of the ring. Impressive stuff. Looked like Daffney just wacked her head on some steps. Ow. That fall through the table with Daffney and Taylor was pretty sweet. Respect earned for Taylor!BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Haven't saw blood in a while! Curtis Granderson is on Don Wests fantasty team if that matters to anybody.Ah man! Daffney onto tacks! Fantastic. And it's still not over! Wow. Extremely good. Thanks TNA for being the place I go to for Extreme wrestling. So good. 5/5
Matt Morgan vs. Sting. Matt Morgan is the most boring wrestler in TNA. Expect very little talk from me on this one. Also, expecting this to go about 10 minutes. Why did the whole Team 3D thing happen? Did you really not think that they wasn't gonna make it? Morgan, you're so violent! Why must you throw your elbow pads at referees?!? I'm in awe at how Matt Morgan copies every big wrestlers moves, yes Don West. Weird finish. 10 minute match, not good at all. 2/5
Next up is Team 3D vs. Beer Money. Beer. MONEY! Love me some Beer Money but I know they'll lose this one. You know, that reminded me of when Beer Money actually formed. Like having James Storm and Eric Young keep fighting each other in a drinking contest. That was pretty hilarious. So much better than every bit of comedy that WWE puts out. The announcers just said something I agree with! TNA has the best tag team division in the bid-ness! Ow, I know that's not how you take a belly to back suplex.Bubba Bomb! Always love seeing them. That was a beautiful spinebuster. Why do they keep showing the British invasion? I could care less about them talking like idiots. Jesus Bubba! Don't kill yourself! YES! BEER! MONEY! New champions babY!!! 4/5 solid wrestling. Some nice spots. Good winner!
How is Jerret not an original. He's not young, sure but he was there before Samoa Joe... Next King of the Mountain match coming up! I always thought it was weird that Jeff Jarret's nickname was King of the Mountain...well...maybe he got the nickname from the first King of the Mountain match...who knows. Anyways, "This match is unlike any other you've ever saw"...besides that opening match? Gah these entrances are annoying. Look, I know who every single one of these guys are!I'm gonna fix a burrito while all this meaningless garbage happens. Wouldn't starting in the penalty box be a good thing? Just rest and relax while the others beat each other up. If these announcers say rest-a-rooni one more time I'm gonna go mad! Hmmm... that announcer table tease was really annoying. You just don't tease something that amazing. Hence the boo's from the crowd. Foley should really learn how to catch people during huge bumps. AHA! Kurt Angle wins! So fantastic! I don't really understand it too much but still so awesome! Fantastic swerve that made this a 5 star match! 5/5
Match of the Night: Raven, Daffney, Taylor, Abyss, and the final King of the Mountain match
Snorefest: Matt Morgan and Sting
Show rating: 4/5
Good PPV, see you next week with my wrap up! 1, 2, 3!
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