I was planning on doing this in my weeks wrap-up but I've decided I'm just going to put the results in the wrap-up cause of time troubles. I may also start doing a wrap-up every two weeks instead of weekly.
Michelle McCool def. Melina- Nobody really cares. I find it funny how we don't care and really neither does Vince McMahon. It's well known backstage that he's not the biggest fan of Diva's wrestling. The wrestling will be botchy and bad.
The Great Khali def. Dolph Ziggler- Jesus! Why is this match even here? I mean, I'm not surprised these two are on a PPV but why is this feud still going? WWE has to realize the poorness of this feud. Anyways, I expect some crazy stuff from Dolph but nothing more.
ECW Scramble Match, Jack Swagger wins- Ehhh, gonna be OK. Nothing too crazy. Also, I'm tired of Finlay, turn heel already! Swaggy is gonna win cause WWE doesn't respect Tommy enough to let him keep the belt and Vince is still probably starting to get more wet dreams about Swagstar.
Legacy (NOT PRICELESS NO MORE) def. Carlito and Primo. It's time for Carlito to turn heel, Primo to be released and let Legacy (including Orton) wreek hell on WWE because they have titles! I actually would love to say this'll be good because Carlito and Primo are pretty good high flyers and Legacy is good at the technical stuff. Only time will tell.
Chris Jericho def. Rey Mysterio- Gah! I'm not for sure if this'll happen but I can dream! I just wanna see a broken, beat down, sad, unmasked Mysterio give up on the fans and be Jericho's lackey. That's perfect! Also, this'll be fantastic..because it has Chris Jericho and Rey Mysterio in it...
CM Punk def. Jeff Hardy- Yes, oh yes. This will lead to the almighty, all glorious, all freaking great CM Punk full heel turn. Anyways, I expect 2 fairly hardcore wrestlers to go at it for a good 15-20 minutes and be fairly entertaining.
Randy Orton def. Triple H- Another thing that'll more than likely not happen but eh. I don't care. This match is gonna be filled with sweaty restholds! Hooray!!! Nah, I do expect blood...uninterntional blood. Maybe a broken announce table, who knows.
Miz def. John Cena- Yes, yes. This will not happen. But who cares, right? Having The Miz in the main event would be enough of a win for me. I love me some Miz and them giving him what he deserves is amazing. Probably about a 3 star match simply cause of Cena though.
There it is, hope you enjoyed it. Be sure to watch The Bash tomorrow, starting at 7 (Central Time)
1, 2, 3!
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Saturday, June 27, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Start of something new
Worlds Greatest tag team and Ricky Bortiz. Seriously, why does R-Truth have to mention popping pimpils in his song? That makes my stomach hurt, Mr. Truth. This is something else that'll make my stomach hurt, Ricky Ortiz has some jiggly thighs. Truth won with...an elbow...what? Really? I guess the fact he spins like Crash Bandicoot adds torque to that thunderous shot! Really though, when is Shelton gonna even get another win? Never? Thought so. Another minus to this was the fact that Charlie Haas wasn't even used. Neither was JTG. Why not just make this a normal tag match?
Rey Mysterio talked about "his" title and winning "his" title back...cause it's his. You know, you're wrong, right? I know it's kayfab but still, Jericho won clean. It's not his fault you never want to unmask yourself for the 3rd time. That reason and that reason alone is why Jericho has the strap...and this is totally what Jericho is saying currently. Gah, I'd love if Rey Rey went heel and was like Jericho's little friend that done everything Jericho said, that'd be great. They then announce a mask vs. title match at The Bash. I love this feud and sadly I feel like it'll end at The Bash.
CM Punk def. Rey Mysterio. Jericho felt like joining JR and Grisham on the announce team. Why does Jericho always have to be so right? Especially when it comes to Rey Mysterio. Gotta love heels. According to Jericho he won his match...when he actually lost...I guess me saying he's always right was wrong! Also, if you can find a single person over the age of 12 that says the 619 is an impactful move, I will pay you money. Punk hit the GTS to finish this off after Jericho rammed Mysterio's face into a poll and just gained Punk more heel cred. All that tasty goodness wrapped up up this weeks Smackdown!
Seeing as I'm planning on wrapping up Raw, ECW, Smackdown, TNA, and ROH, I may need to shorten it a bit. Anyways, give me thoughts, ideas, corrections, anything you want to see! TELL ME!
EDIT: Forgot tomorrow is TNA Slammiversary! Predictions, son!
Daniels def. Shane Douglas- At first when Shane got here I was like "Oh, this is pretty cool" then I realized this wasn't "The Franchise" Shane Douglas, this was some guy wanting to get back into the spotlight for a little while. I expect a sloppy short performance.
Tara def. Angelina Love- Lately I've been pretty impressed with Angelina. To be honest, I think her and Daffney are the only knockouts I enjoy seeing. And if you followed my thread, you know I love some Victo--Tara! I really want a long feud between these two and I expect a decent match at this PPV.
Jay Lethal def. Consequences Creed, Suicide, Chris Sabin, and Alex Shelly- It'll be a X-Divisions match. High flying, impressive and involve some botched spots and Creed near killing himself. Gotta love it...or don't.
Sting def. Matt Morgan- Honestly, is TNA booking dumb enough to give Matt Morgan the Main Event Mafia leadership job? If so, that'll be the end of Main Event Mafia. Actually, in my mind the end of Main Event Mafia was when Kurt Angle lost the leadership job
Abyss and Taylor Wilde def. Daffney and Raven- Taylor Wilde = Boo. Raven, Daffney, and Abyss? YEAAAAAAA. I admittedly love Raven for all the normal reasons. Seeing him lose will suck but I expect blood...lots of blood. This is when I actually like TNA more than WWE.
Team 3D def. Beer Money- I love some Beer Money but it wouldn't make since for 3D to lose the strap(s?) so quickly, especially right back to the person they lost it to. I really wonder what'll happen after this, will Beer Money shake their hands and turn face or what? Who knows, I guess we'll find out Sunday!
AJ Styles def. Jeff Jarret, Samoa Joe, Mick Foley, and Kurt Angle. I know this is a stretch but this seems like a way to get rid of the Legends title seeing as they're doing nothing with it currently, Jeff and Mick need to feud, Somoa is killing men, and Kurt doesn't need the title according to him. Actually think this'll be a good match too. Mainly cause of double J, Kurt Angle, and AJ.
Now I'm done! 1, 2, 3!
Rey Mysterio talked about "his" title and winning "his" title back...cause it's his. You know, you're wrong, right? I know it's kayfab but still, Jericho won clean. It's not his fault you never want to unmask yourself for the 3rd time. That reason and that reason alone is why Jericho has the strap...and this is totally what Jericho is saying currently. Gah, I'd love if Rey Rey went heel and was like Jericho's little friend that done everything Jericho said, that'd be great. They then announce a mask vs. title match at The Bash. I love this feud and sadly I feel like it'll end at The Bash.
CM Punk def. Rey Mysterio. Jericho felt like joining JR and Grisham on the announce team. Why does Jericho always have to be so right? Especially when it comes to Rey Mysterio. Gotta love heels. According to Jericho he won his match...when he actually lost...I guess me saying he's always right was wrong! Also, if you can find a single person over the age of 12 that says the 619 is an impactful move, I will pay you money. Punk hit the GTS to finish this off after Jericho rammed Mysterio's face into a poll and just gained Punk more heel cred. All that tasty goodness wrapped up up this weeks Smackdown!
Seeing as I'm planning on wrapping up Raw, ECW, Smackdown, TNA, and ROH, I may need to shorten it a bit. Anyways, give me thoughts, ideas, corrections, anything you want to see! TELL ME!
EDIT: Forgot tomorrow is TNA Slammiversary! Predictions, son!
Daniels def. Shane Douglas- At first when Shane got here I was like "Oh, this is pretty cool" then I realized this wasn't "The Franchise" Shane Douglas, this was some guy wanting to get back into the spotlight for a little while. I expect a sloppy short performance.
Tara def. Angelina Love- Lately I've been pretty impressed with Angelina. To be honest, I think her and Daffney are the only knockouts I enjoy seeing. And if you followed my thread, you know I love some Victo--Tara! I really want a long feud between these two and I expect a decent match at this PPV.
Jay Lethal def. Consequences Creed, Suicide, Chris Sabin, and Alex Shelly- It'll be a X-Divisions match. High flying, impressive and involve some botched spots and Creed near killing himself. Gotta love it...or don't.
Sting def. Matt Morgan- Honestly, is TNA booking dumb enough to give Matt Morgan the Main Event Mafia leadership job? If so, that'll be the end of Main Event Mafia. Actually, in my mind the end of Main Event Mafia was when Kurt Angle lost the leadership job
Abyss and Taylor Wilde def. Daffney and Raven- Taylor Wilde = Boo. Raven, Daffney, and Abyss? YEAAAAAAA. I admittedly love Raven for all the normal reasons. Seeing him lose will suck but I expect blood...lots of blood. This is when I actually like TNA more than WWE.
Team 3D def. Beer Money- I love some Beer Money but it wouldn't make since for 3D to lose the strap(s?) so quickly, especially right back to the person they lost it to. I really wonder what'll happen after this, will Beer Money shake their hands and turn face or what? Who knows, I guess we'll find out Sunday!
AJ Styles def. Jeff Jarret, Samoa Joe, Mick Foley, and Kurt Angle. I know this is a stretch but this seems like a way to get rid of the Legends title seeing as they're doing nothing with it currently, Jeff and Mick need to feud, Somoa is killing men, and Kurt doesn't need the title according to him. Actually think this'll be a good match too. Mainly cause of double J, Kurt Angle, and AJ.
Now I'm done! 1, 2, 3!
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